The color of your pene: what does it all mean??

PENE:  pronounced originally as "peen" - however - some of my girls like to say it like the pasta.. "pen ay."  You can say it how you want but since I started it I agree with the original pronunciation. 


So my girlfriend came to me with a question the other day regarding pene size.

I mean who else would anyone ask?


She was in Italy recently - where the statues always have huge penes.  As she walked around she pondered such a question:  "Does ethnicity have anything to do with pene size?"

 Clearly the Italian penis is said to be generally large.

Furthermore, has anyone ever done any type of project on such a topic?  I mean I'm sure in every girl's personal experience, she can think in her head about how perhaps black men have larger penes overall in relationship to white men.  We each have our own "pene bank" - if you will - in our head of who had what.

Jewish pene has also been noted to be above average.  But really???  I mean how can this be so?


Every girl has been with different men.  I mean maybe one girl has been very lucky in the white guy department and seen a lot of large Caucasian pene.  Or maybe there's a girl who has only seen tween pene in white guys.  It all depends on personal experience.

But what about the big picture?  How would we ever know?  I don't think we really ever CAN know the answer to such a question. 

I mean as much as we joke that I am a "floozie" - I am not going at bat for this one.  I guess all we have is our own memories of penes past.

What's that?  You wanna know mine?  My own personal opinions based on my own experiences?  Why - okay.  Maybe I'll give you something.


WITHOUT having to share my "number" on here.  Since really my PENE Number would be way larger than my Sex Number - since I haven't canoodled (had sex with) every single pene I've ever seen.  I mean sometimes you may see a pene and not actually introduce it to your britney.



So I will say...the dark pene wins as far as large and in charge goes.  HOWEVER - my white pene ratio by FAR exceeds my dark pene ratio and so I can't give a clear verdict.  Then again, every one of my girlfriends would likely answer the same way - from what I know.


And guys ... really - it really is what you do with it.  Although if there's not much of an "it" - you can't really do much anyway.  So size does somewhat matter.


I feel really bad for small penes.  I've come across one in my entire lifetime that I'd say was below average.  I consider myself lucky.



It's like what can a guy do?  You can't do a damn thing about it.  You just have to hope someone falls in love with you for YOU.  Or take claim to some sort of religious belief that you don't want to have sex til your married, and then the poor girl will just have to deal and you can hope she loves you enough to not care at that point.


But really how many couples wait?  There are still a few brave souls out there who do.  I commend you.


But I just gave a reason why you shouldn't.


Oh one more thing.  The largest pene ever in my pene bank was indeed white.  Perhaps some of my readers remember me talk last summer of the XXL that I was a-skurd of.  I didn't want it when it poked me the following morning because it was all too much.


SO you see- there is a line to be drawn.





The only other thing I can offer up in my own experience is that the uncircumcised pene is a depressing one.  I'm sorry.  Makes me sad.

Listen just ... I know you're an adult but please for the good of everyone go get that taken care of.  I found out the hard (yet not so "hard") way.




xo